Phailhaus - 08

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Graham is joined by two special guests, one of whom is facial hair.

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Date: May 16, 2008

Category: Phailhaus

Appearing: Graham Stark, Matt Wiggins

Edited by: Graham Stark

Word of the Day: peaen

Synopsis

• A court has dismissed a subpoena issued to a 1-year-old boy for an unpaid chiropractor bill.
• In Pennsylvania, a pair of men tried to steal still-connected, live power lines.
• An Icelandic man has 261 penises, including at least one human one.
• A Floridian teacher was dismissed for committing wizardry.
• A Vatican astronomer claims it's okay to believe in both God and aliens.
• A girl scout in Detroit sold 17,328 boxes of cookies.
• Over 34 stingrays in a Calgary zoo mysteriously stopped eating and died.
• In Iowa, a man snatched a purse and walked straight into a stationary car.
• Three people in Ontario fled an alleged crime scene by stealing a van, driving it over a police car, and crashing into two further cars.
• The Detroit Symphony Orchestra will be guest-conducted by Asimo, the Honda robot.

Trivia

• Graham apologises to Iceland for his mispronunciation, but he will never apologise to the Shetlands. (They know what they did.)
• Kathleen's voice can be heard in the stinger.