Qwerpline Ep46 - Not Inherently Evil

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Ep. 45 Titlecard

Date: March 18, 2024

Category: Qwerpline

Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Kathleen De Vere, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Ian Horner

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Graphics: Graham Stark

Illustrations: Featherweight

Music: Bradley Rains

Description: This week, Sadie looks at the wide world of possible RVs, and Derek checks in with progress at the Baskerville Sans Mystery Mansion.

Runtime: 20:18

Slogan: Extremely proud and incredibly gross.

• A gross is 144 of something.

Sponsor: Pampean Campion Tampion. This cannon plug is made from eco-friendly pink flowers hailing from the mountains of South America.

News

• Local chocolatier Bochini Pomoni has introduced a fun new confection: Nsburg Raccoon Eggs.
• tensions continue to escalate over Mayor Therpston's proposed amendment to the Nsburg fences and hedges bylaw.
  • The Nsburg Nudist Topiary Club has set up a hedge fund to fight this new ordinance over the long haul.
  • Raphael Crinklestouf is organizing a picket line to block the entrance to Town Hall until the club's demands are heard.

Live on Location

• Sadie Casperson is at Terra Nova Customs, interviewing Owner and Operator Mephistophiles Klimpt. They have a number of vehicles in the shop:
  • The Nsburg Mobile Home School is in for maintenance. It was one of their first projects and one of Klimpt's favorites.
  • A 1944 Studebaker M29C Water Weasel. It's a tank-like chassis that they have bolt-welded a mobile home to the top of.
  • A Saab they have epoxied a conversation pit/cuddle puddle to.
  • Two 1960 Norton Dominators that have been made into some kind of catamaran.
  • A riding mower with an LS Swap in the front and in the back, a custom design contraption that's used to store the clippings in 1g baggies.
  • Three that they've just starting work on: a seed driller, a hay bailer, and some kind of combine harvester.
  • A Piper Cub is now a two bedroom with a stove, toilet, and full kitchen. It can't fly anymore.

Traffic

• Richter is looking for people to split an entire cow with.

Live on Location

• Derek is back at the Baskerville Sans Mystery Mansion. Carly Plunnk has altered her original plans for the mansion and is now planning on making a Hotel, Day Spa and Escape Room. The Escape Rooms do not, in any way, involve progress on the Hotel and Day Spa.

After the Break

• Chumble Mitsubishi is offering 3% APR on all new and used Eclipse Coupe, Sedan, and Cabriolet models.
  • The sale concludes this weekend after the third lunar totality.
• Holden over at Nsburg Organic Greenhouse would like you to come grab his plums.
  • Owing to advances in cross breeding, his trees were very productive this season and he has too many plums.

Trivia

• "Gregslist" is a reference to the Gardening with Greg series of Crapshots.
• The Saab being worked on at Terra Nova Customs is probably a reference to the Saab Ian drove during Road Quest, Saabine.
• "El romanceste de un hombre" translates to "A Man's Romance"

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