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Nothing like a screaming corpse to brighten your day. Also, actual Vikings this time.

Date: August 3, 2011

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Paul Saunders, Kathleen De Vere

Edited by: Graham Stark

News Word of the Week: Grues
A 50-year-old man scared mortuary workers when he woke up in the morgue screaming.
A malfunctioning forklift destroys $1.1 million in wine. The owner perhaps had a stroke or something.
A sinkhole formed under someone's bed in Guatemala.
When Argentina's president ran for reelection, she launched a TVs-for-all initiative in which people could buy TVs with low-cost loans.
Paul and Kathleen dress like Vikings.

Shots with Hats: 13.04%.

Shots with Wigs: 0.00%.

Shots with Prescription Eyewear: 71.74%.

Shots with Other Eyewear: 0.00%.

Shots with Hatless: 26.09%.

◀ ●∙∙∙ Korea & Russia & Chechnya, Oh My! Some of THESE Truck-Nuts ∙∙∙● ▶

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 ==Vital Statistics==
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-'''Date:''' August 3, 2011
-'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Paul Saunders]], and [[Kathleen De Vere]]
+{{VitalStatisticsFeedDump
-'''Editing:''' Graham Stark
+|Date = August 3, 2011
+|Host = Graham Stark
+|Cohost1 = Paul Saunders
+|Cohost2 = Kathleen De Vere
+|EditedBy = Graham Stark
+}}
 ==Synopsis==