Unskippable 092 - Bladestorm: The Hundred Years' War

It's like a storm. Of blades. And Frenchmen.

Vital Statistics

Would it suck if she did all that and struck a dramatic pose, and then just got run over by her side?

Original Date: October 11, 2010

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Category: Unskippable

Written And Performed By: Graham Stark and Paul Saunders

Synopsis

Some mercenaries discuss philosophy, a map burns, and a barkeep has a selective lisp.

Stinger

We hope that this is the last in our Cartographic Destruction series. We'll lay off on the "games with burning maps" for a while.

Although, really, no promises.

Trivia

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