The Panalysts Ep39 - Batman or Jock Itch
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This week our Panalysts debate which fate is worse -- being part of the DC cinematic universe, or having a really itchy groin.
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Date: February 28, 2019
Category: The Panalysts
Host: Kathleen De Vere
Cohosts: Ian Horner, Cameron Lauder, Serge Yager, Coriander Dickinson
Edited by: Kathleen De Vere
Synopsis
- YOu stole a parking spot from a witch at the grocery store and she's pissed. You're going to get cursed, but because she wasn't actually signalling for the spot, you do get a little control over this curse. Do you choose to: win the recently vacated role of Batman in DCs dire and unenjoyable movies; or get a nasty case of jock itch?
- Ian and Cam: Batman
- 5 points so Kathleen doesn't have to think about witch-ilingus any more
- Serge and Cori: Jock itch
- 5 points so Kathleen doesn't have to think about witch-ilingus any more
- Ian and Cam: Batman
- You were kiling time in an antique shop and you knocked over and broke and antique snowglobe $1200. But although you are out a crisp 4 figures due to the shops "you break it, you buy it" policy, you've also freed the fairy who was inside and she's extremely grateful. As thanks, she will freeze time for you for a single day. You've got 24 blissful, uninterrupted hours to do whatever you want. What do you do with all your time?
- Ian and Cam: give Elon Musk a wedgie so hard he'd have to build a new rocket
- 2 points for the number of times Ian could jerk off in 24 hours
- Serge and Cori: Rob a bank. Capture the fairy again and force it to give them more wishes. Leave poop ready to drop into every available toilet.
- 45 points for Serges pizza
- -43 points for ... various reasons
- Ian and Cam: give Elon Musk a wedgie so hard he'd have to build a new rocket
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