Don't Crytek
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Jump to navigationJump to searchCrytek UK is falling apart, and it turns out Rebellion is a patent troll.
Vital Statistics
Date: July 22, 2014
Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders
Story Graphics: Paul Saunders
CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark
Music: Bradley Rains
Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders
Today
How do you develop a game with no developers? Let's ask Crytek UK.
Stories
- Rebellion Developments are being dicks about other games using the word "rebellion."
- The FTC is suing Amazon for its billing practices.
- Crytek UK is losing its employees.
- Team 17 almost lost its favorite franchise because of a terrible contract.
- There's now a limited-edition Frozen-themed PS4...only in Japan.
Coming Up
Powerhoof's upcoming game Crawl has been delayed owing to legal vagaries surrounding their recent shift from a partnership into an actual company. Having just made that same move at the beginning of this year, we know that feel. Chin up.
Trivia
- Graham and Kathleen have just returned from vacation. Graham got sunburned, and Kathleen is just as pale as usual.
- Kathleen claims to hate both joy and the song Let It Go.
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