Burrito Now!

This week, a new drive through business, a surefire way not to get arrested, and some creative problem solving.

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"Welcome to Famp Damp, I'm Gramp and joining me is Bamp and Camp"

Date: January 26, 2018

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Brendan "Beej" Dery, Cameron Lauder

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• Employees at the Bank of America in Springfield, Florida, were surprised to find a man passed out in his running car in the drivethrough of the bank and when woke him up, he tried to order a burrito.
  • When the branch manager informed the man this was not a Taco Bell, he - presumably sadly - drove to the front parking lot where deputies found him with the engine still running and, wouldn't you know it, he failed a field sobriety test.
• When cops found a man from Maine in his car in a ditch, he punched himself in the face 3 times.
• A Los Angeles consulting firm has put together a study to try and find solutions to traffic congestion and frustrated drivers caused by tourists trying to see the Hollywood sign. Can you guess what some of their solutions were?
  • Putting everyone is a bus and leading them to the sign.
  • Installing an aerial tram to go passed in front of it.
  • The leading suggestion was to build a second one.