Timeless Humor

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"Dr Colongargle Felchwhistle is timeless humour Dan ... It will never get old"

Date: January 5, 2018

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Brendan "Beej" Dery, Dan Emmons

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• The UK registrar of businesses has rejected a business name because it is too offensive to the general public. e.g.:
  • Sod It Systems Ltd.
  • Robot Dick Ltd.
  • Dapper Dog and Stylish Bitch Ltd.
  • Man-whore Ltd.
• Holiday service at a Seattle ferry terminal was temporarily halted while police investigated a suspicious package that had been left without warning.
  • Turned out to be a fruitcake.
• In the UK, in a tube station, people were shouting "Get some butter, get some butter, oil him up, oil him up" because a guy tried to jump a fare gate and got his penis stuck in the doors.