The Panalysts Ep 8 - Instant Coffee

This week our Panalysts must choose between the wishes granted by a crap genie, and a vacation of someone else's wildest dreams.

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Date: June 14, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Cameron Lauder, Ian Horner, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Alex Steacy

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

You have bought a lamp from a factory-seconds discount store and it contains a factory-seconds discount genie, who can only grant one of two wishes. Do you pick: Never having to wait for coffee, or a quarter whenever you want one?
- Cameron and Ian: Coffee
  - 2 points for living an a fantasy work of Kathleen's creation
- Beej and Alex: Quarter
  - 0 points for whining

You have won an all expenses paid trip of your dreams. However owing to a clerical error, your dreams have been mixed up with the dreams of a 68-year-old retiree. Do you choose: To spend an extremely educational week in a Spanish sex dungeon, or the next month as a contestant on "How Want To Be An Anchorite"
- Cameron and Ian: Anchorite
  - 10 points because it's what they wanted
- Beej and Alex: Sex Dungeon
  - 10 points because it's what they wanted