The Panalysts Ep54 - This is a Comedy Show

Good News! It's time for the halloween office party.

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Date: January 2, 2020

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Molly Lewis

Cohosts: Kathleen De Vere, Coriander Dickinson, Cameron Lauder, Jacob Burgess

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

You are invited to a party tonight! Bad news: It's the office Halloween party and you forgot to buy a costume. You don't have time to go shopping, but on the way to the office, you notice your neighbor left a whole lot of stuff on the curb. Out of what are you going to fashion a costume, secretly in the office supply closet right before the party, so that you might impress your boss and colleagues and win a $20 iTunes gift card: A deflated kiddie pool, several untouched rolls of baby shower gift wrap, or a freezer-bags worth of assorted merkins?
- Kathleen and Cori: A freezer-bags worth of assorted merkins.
- Cam and Jacob: A deflated kiddie pool

Thanks to late-stage capitalism, no-one has to die anymore. That is, no celebrity has to die because all sorts of technology has come forth to resurrect dead entertainers allowing their estate to find creative new ways to squeeze cash out of their adoring public for generations to come. The bad news is you're about to shuffle off this mortal coil, but the good news is you are famous and beloved. And because of supply-side economics, you are more in-demand than ever before. So how do you choose to haunt this mortal plane and put your great-grandkids through college: Touring the country as a stage hologram, reprising an on-screen role as a CG reconstruction, or delivering a speech to tourists as an audio-anamatronic figure?
- Kathleen and Cori: CG reconstruction
- Cam and Jacob: Audio-anamatronic figure