The Longest Half Life

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At last, our long nightmare is over. Ha ha, just kidding.

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Date: October 7, 2013

Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

Sound 'Fixer': Booker DeRode, Pan-Dimensional Gadabout

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Music: Bradley Rains

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders


Valve trademarks Half-Life 3! Everyone commence the dancing!


  • The International Red Cross wants war games to include the Geneva Convention.
  • EA wants to allow modding in Sim City, and is asking users for input.
  • There is now a DirectX plugin for the Oculus Rift. Prepare for incoming nausea attacks.
  • The Life President of Eidos (now owned by Squeenix) is resigning.
  • Valve has filed a trademark for Half-Life 3 in Europe. This does not mean the game is going to happen.

Coming Up

Further proving that The Mighty Number Nine is in no way connected to Mega Man whatsoever, the sound composer for Mega Man 2 has joined the game's team. Seems legit.

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