If Only We Had Tarp

Alex and Paul realize that all it takes to make a quick buck is some guts, a tarp and a complete lack of scruples.

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Curses! You have foiled my plans!

Date: February 4, 2015

Host: Kathleen De Vere (Left Shark)

Cohosts: Paul Saunders (Right Shark), Alex Steacy (Also Left Shark)

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• News Word of the Week: Sharks
• An Alabama truck driver caused a 3 mile long back up after he got into an accident because he was distracted by pulling out his own loose tooth.
• What do you do when a massive winter storm turns your home state from a winter wonderland into a frozen shithole? Well, if you're an enterprising man from Massachusetts, you build an igloo in your backyard and you rent it out on AirB&B for just $14 a night.
• Welsh police caught a bungling burglar after they were able to trace him back to his own home because they followed a trail of coins that had spilled from the children's piggy banks he had stolen.

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